Pavitr: Violence isn't the answer.
Hobie: You’re right.
Pavitr: *sighs in relief*
Hobie: Violence is the question.
Pavitr: What?
Hobie, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Pavitr, swings after him: NO-
Facts about hobie I want to see be brought up in fics because Miles reactions would be very interesting
1. My boy is homeless, he’s been a squatter almost all his life
2. He sometimes uses barbed wire instead of webs because he’s crazy
3. For all his big talk about not caring about labels he actually gets really defensive when people call him spider punk and not Spider-Man
4. His world is run by a fascist regime that he is currently leading a rebellion against (so it’s definitely not a place you really want to visit lol)
5. The thunderbolt department (the police) uses V.E.N.O.M suits made by president Osborn
6. Speaking of president Osborn, Hobie eventually kills him by smashing his head in with his guitar
hobie meeting rio: oh im so happy to meet you mrs.morales. mm, is that pasta? it smells bloody amazing.
hobie meeting jeff: hi jeff. stares directly into his eyes, slightly squinting
Miguel: please don't help Miles in the name of choas and inconsistency
Hobie: you would find it easier to change the course of a river then divert my course, an' I didn't just do it cause of that, he's cute too